Eight Simple Things

I am quite inept at jotting down things about myself,the person I find the most easiest & at the same time the most complex to decipher.Yet,since I have been tagged by Bubai(Sushir),I have scratched my head for the length of three days & finally managed to extract the following eight simple(?) things about me:-

1.I am a shit-head,arrogant,egoistic,good-for-nothing fellow.I am quite renowned for throwing up frequent tantrums & my mood swings are the times you will want to stay away from me.Now,that was quite plain & simple!![:p]

2.I like to annoy people,so much so that they become pissed off to the extent after spending just five minutes with me.

3.I am known to have an attitude problem & quite a bad one at that.So,beware!!

4.I love my music & my drinks HARD.Movies(the off-beat ones & the classics) & books have been my passions too since childhood.

5.I was an omnivorous at one point of time(if you get the drift[;)]),but yes,I managed to kick the habit.

6.I suffer from acute Alzheimer's disease & yes,I might not be able to recognize myself the next morning.Have I told you that I simply adore punning & that at times, I try to pen down my thoughts as poems(which are utter bullshits in any case)??.See,I told you I suffer from acute memory loss.Hah!!

7.Philosophy,yes I adore it.Have a chat on that subject & you are sure to forget everything you knew(or even pretended you knew).

8.Oh yes & lastly, I am LAZY!!This post was pending for about one month & that probably gives you an indication of my laziness.Now,off to sleep.zzzzzz.....

PHEW!!